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Mister Miracle (1989) #4
Writer: J.M. DeMatteis
Pencils and inks: Ian Gibson
Now that the Forever People are here, how long will it be before Darkseid turns up to crash on the couch?
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Writer: J.M. DeMatteis
Pencils and inks: Ian Gibson
Now that the Forever People are here, how long will it be before Darkseid turns up to crash on the couch?
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Writer: John Ostrander
Pencils and inks: Tom Mandrake
J'onn investigates trouble at Project Cadmus.
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Writers: John Ostrander and Kim Yale
Pencils: Doug Rice
Inks: Kelley Jones
All this trouble just because some weirdo wanted to buy Manhunter's mask.
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...never let the guy from Boston order your bachelor party cake.
Bummah.
Thanks to Jerry F., who was the real stah of the pahty.
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P.S. Here's another (hilarious) reminder that English is hard:
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
Writer: Steve Englehart
Pencils: Tom Derenick
Inks: Mark Farmer
Amos Fortune has teamed-up with the Royal Flush Gang and it is not going well for the new Justice League.
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Writer: Steve Englehart
Pencils: Herb Trimpe
Inks: Jack Abel
The Hulk and the Harpy find themselves on a floating city ruled by a creature known as the Bi-Beast.
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Writer: John Ostrander
Pencils: Graham Nolan
Inks: Gary Kwapisz
Shayera's grandmother reveals her true origins, while Katar helps Blackhawk Express dispose of some chemical weapons.
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Writers: Karl and Barbara Kesel
Pencils: Greg Guler
Inks: Scott Hanna
A mysterious man known as Barter offers to give Hawk and Dove answers on their origins if they run an errand for him.
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As you've probably guessed by now, most of the wrecks on this site are made right here in the good ol' US of A. Which may be a sad point of pride, but we'll take it. (America! Heck yeah!!)
Still, in an effort to give our American bakers a much-needed shot of schadenfreude, we've decided to search through 16,000 submissions to find a few wrecks from other countries.
"But Jen," you're thinking, "isn't that kind of like William Shatner picking on Andrea Boccelli for singing a single note slightly off-key one time while he had a cold?"
Yeah, kind of.
Are we going to do it anyway?
Heck yeah!!
From Denmark:
I'm not sure if these are actually cakes or just giant Danishes, but whichever it is, keep in mind that someone thought the green icing was helping.
From Egypt:
You might think camouflage triangles, shooting stars, and neon splattered rings would be a little crazy, but that white pom pom thing really pulls it all together.
From Taiwan:
I don't know what it is, but I think it wants to kill me.
From Morocco:
Is that...Doc? From Snow White? Hey, I think it's Doc!
No, wait. The little trees are all knocked over.
Must be Sneezy.
From Iran:
That's either a fish or a rubber chicken. Final answer.
Courtesy of the Ivory Coast, here's one way to cover up messy handwriting:
Inadequately.
From our friends over in China:
Say, is your tank dripping, or are you just happy to see me?
And finally, from Mexico:
I will now yell at a Mexican cake in a bad Scottish accent.
"Heed! Down in front!
"Would you look at the size of that girl's head? That's a 'uge noggin'! It's a virtual planetoid! It has its own weather system!"
Thanks to Stephanie B., Heather B., Alisa K., Cindy P., Lisa, Amanda D., Jacquie B., & Clau for that veritable tapestry of nations. A world showcase, if you will, providing illuminations for our own American Adventure.
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P.S. In the spirit of continued learning and broadening our horizons, I found you some take-home reading:
What If? Serious Scientific Answers To Absurd Hypothetical Questions
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And from my other blog, Epbot: