Now this is funny.

Netbase thinks you can get rid of Jews with alcohol and salt. Actually their brand new algorithm is made of fail, but the search results are so very damn amusing. For example, the treatment for Ewan McGregor includes natural nylon, Woody Allen's scoop, Boba, bongo, boy, and British male actor. Pros and Cons of treating Ewan McGregor includes struggle. XD

Quick, let's see what other things we can find before they fix it!

ETA: Apparently rainbows are caused by infection and European strain. Treatment includes protein, water, and rainbow flags. Complications of rainbows include destroying people, VHS, and burning down Choujin. LOLZ